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Jakoob
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Paweł17
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sandra90
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rozmawiają 2 głuche gołębie:
-A pocałuj Ty mnie w d...!
-A Ty mnie w d...!
Malutka śmierć puka do drzwi.Otwiera jej pijak i widząc-kto przyszedł,pada na kolana,prosi,błaga o litość.Smierć na to:
-Spadaj facet!Ja po chomika!
Idzie Jurand ze Spychowa z wypalonymi oczami,obciętym językiem i spotyka na swojej drodze przechodnia.Ten pyta:
-Ktoś Ty człowiecze...?
Jurand jęczy:
-Yyyyy...
Przechodzień przygląda mu się uważniej:
-Czyś Ty nie Jurand przypadkiem?
-Yhyyyyy...
-kto Cię tak urządził,odpowiadaj?
Jurand kreśli na piersiach znak krzyża.Przechodzień,mocno zdumiony:
-Żartujesz!!!PCK??!
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Blask
Joined: 29 Aug 2005
Posts: 49
Location: Polska
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Gosia Andrzejewicz bedzie uzyczac swojego glosu do muzyki klubowej z Dj Remo,pod pseudonimem 'Pearline' 
A wlasnie jak mozna okreslic to co gra on i inni jego typu Magic,Tiddey itp.? Zawsze mialem z tym problem 
Comercial dance? trance? pop?
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Paweł17
Joined: 20 Dec 2006
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Location: okolice Jeleniej Gory
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| Blask wrote: |
A wlasnie jak mozna okreslic to co gra on i inni jego typu Magic,Tiddey itp.? Zawsze mialem z tym problem
Comercial dance? trance? pop? |
po prostu techniawka i wszystko jasne 
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keyko
Joined: 29 Jan 2006
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agrotechno 
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kanada
Sound Revolt
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kanada
Sound Revolt
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Nermal
Sound Revolt
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Keny
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outsider
Sound Revolt
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czad
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kanada
Sound Revolt
Joined: 25 Jul 2005
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Dear Mr. Thatcher,
I have been a loyal user of your 'Always' maxi pads for over 20 years and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the Leak Guard Core or Dri-Weave absorbency, I'd probably never go horseback riding or salsa dancing, and I'd certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach in tight, white shorts. But my favorite feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi pads be aerodynamic. I can't tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there's a little F-16 in my pants.
Have you ever had a menstrual period, Mr. Thatcher? Ever suffered from the curse'? I'm guessing you haven't. Well, my time of the month is starting right now. As I type, I can already feel hormonal forces violently surging through my body. Just a few minutes from now, my body will adjust and I'll be transformed into what my husband likes to call 'an inbred hillbilly with knife skills.' Isn't the human body amazing?
As Brand Manager in the Feminine-Hygiene Division, you've no doubt seen quite a bit of research on what exactly happens during your customers monthly visits from 'Aunt Flo'. Therefore, you must know about the bloating, puffiness, and cramping we endure, and about our intense mood swings, crying jags, and out-of-control behavior. You surely realize it's a tough time for most women. In fact, only last week, my friend Jennifer fought the violent urge to shove her boyfriend's testicles into a George Foreman Grill just because he told her he thought Grey's Anatomy was written by drunken chimps.
Crazy!
The point is, sir, you of all people must realize that America is just crawling with homicidal maniacs in Capri pants... Which brings me to the reason for my letter. Last month, while in the throes of cramping so painful I wanted to reach inside my body and yank out my uterus, I opened an Always maxi-pad, an d there, printed on the adhesive backing, were these words: 'Have a Happy Period.'
Are you fucking kidding me? What I mean is, does any part of your tiny middle-manager brain really think happiness - actual smiling, laughing happiness is possible during a menstrual period? Did anything mentioned above sound the least bit pleasurable? Well, did it, James? FYI, unless you're some kind of sick S&M freak, there will never be anything 'happy' about a day in which you have to jack yourself up on Motrin and Kahlua and lock yourself in your house just so you don't march down to the local Walgreen's armed with a hunting rifle and a sketchy plan to end your life in a blaze of glory. For the love of God, pull your head out, man! If you just have to slap a moronic message on a maxi pad, wouldn't it make more sense to say something that's actually pertinent, like 'Put down the Hammer' or 'Vehicular Manslaughter is Wrong', or are you just picking on us?
Sir, please inform your Accounting Department that, effective immediately, there will be an $8 drop in monthly profits, for I have chosen to take my maxi-pad business elsewhere. And though I will certainly miss your Flex-Wings, I will not for one minute miss your brand of condescending bull shit.
And that's a promise I will keep. Always.
Best,
Wendi Aarons
Austin , TX
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Blask
Joined: 29 Aug 2005
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| Keny wrote: | | http://www.polykaj.pl/ |
nie do przebicia! Ludzka glupota nie zna granic.. Jeszcze niech placa za najlepsze zdjecia z 'cumshotem' ..
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Paweł17
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k
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Blask
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Sound Revolt
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Sound Revolt
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| Blask wrote: | | Keny wrote: | | http://www.polykaj.pl/ |
nie do przebicia! Ludzka glupota nie zna granic.. Jeszcze niech placa za najlepsze zdjecia z 'cumshotem' .. |
czemu głupota?
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Gorecki
Joined: 23 Jun 2005
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Location: Warszawa N-E
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Znajomej profesor zadał jej grupie zadanie.... potrzebują pomocy, mają logicznie odpowiedzieć na pytania:
1. Jaki jest synonim słowa "Synonim"?
2. Skoro do teflonu nic się nie przykleja to jak go przyklejono do patelni?
3. Jak się upewnić, że wyrazu w słowniku nie wydrukowano z błędem?
4. Skąd wziął się pomysł sterylizowania igły służącej do podania śmiertelnego zastrzyku skazanemu na śmierć?
5. Dlaczego sklepy otwarte 24 godziny na dobę mają zamki?
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Blask
Joined: 29 Aug 2005
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Location: Polska
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@Nemal
ok,pomyslowosc
@Gorecki
Ad.3 Wedlug mnie to 'korekta' odpowiada za poprawnosc wyrazow tak samo jak jest ktos taki w przeroznych gazetach. Moze grupa ludzi odpowiedzialna za slownik? Musza tez byc 'beta-testerzy' bo ciagle wychodza kolejne wydania np. Kopalinskiego?
Ad.4 Bo gdy maja inwentaryzacje klienci nie moga wejsc do sklepu i czegos kupic,wiec trzeba zamknac drzwi
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Gorecki
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Nermal
Sound Revolt
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Sound Revolt
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| Blask wrote: | @Nemal
ok,pomyslowosc
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pomysłowość synonimem głupoty
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Sound Revolt
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k
Sound Revolt
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k
Sound Revolt
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no to na poczatek walnij recenzje Fabric 40 do 50 ;p
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sandra90
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kanada
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Joined: 25 Jul 2005
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nie, no musze:
oraz, dla tych co nie znaja jeszcze Joey Porsche:
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