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Joined: 10 Sep 2004
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www.ubercoolische.com
Dla mnie ogień! Opera mydlana z udziałem wyżej wymienionych. Mnóstwo absurdu i autoironii
Pamiętacie historię o Vacie z Ibizy - tę jak to rzucił w ochroniarzy własnym gównem? (jest w wywiadzie z Burridgem bodajże)
Czek dis:
| Quote: | Richie: Hey Magda guess what?
Madga: Er, don’t tell me, Ricardo just bought a new t-shirt?
Richie: Yeah probably but that’s not it! I was gonna say someone is coming round to visit later!
Magda: Oh no……it can’t be….not Sven….
Richie: Yep! He’ll be round any minute now!
Magda: Damn, I just managed to get the floors clean from his last visit….
Theres a knock and the door bursts open……
Sven: BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!!!!!
Richie: Hey Sven!
Sven: BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!!!!!
Richie: Hows it going Sven?
Sven: BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!!!!!
Magda: What are you trying to say Sven?
Sven: Hahaha You minimalist fuckers! Where is the BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM?
Richie: Hey Sven where you been the last few days?
Sven: I have been touring and saying BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!! Also I went for a massive curry last night. My fucking ringpiece aches like a mothefucker today also!!
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!
Magda: oh no, here we go again…….
Sven: So Magda my boy, what have you been up to the last few weeks? BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!
Magda: Sven, im a girl.
Sven: Oh you are? Oh fancy a fuck then? BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!
Magda: very funny! Like id want to fuck an old man with questionable bowel control….
Richie: So Sven what you got for me today? Find anything interesting on your travels?
Sven: Sure Richie – I got this CDR here for you of the latest Ubercoolische techno. (Puts on a cd)
Heres a new one its called BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!
Richie: I think I heard it – does it go….. BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM! by any chance?
Sven: Yeah that’s it – ok how about this? (puts on another cd)
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM! BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM! BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!
Richie: Its not very minimal is it?
Sven: Fuck you minimal - BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM! is Ubercoolische now! Oooohhhhh fuuuuuuuuuck
Magda: Whats he doing Richie? Why is he pulling his keks down and squatting on the floor?
Richie: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck Run Magda – hes gonna blow!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ricardo enters the room.
Ricardo: Hey my ubercoolisches! Hows it going?
Sven evacuates the contents of his bowels on to the floor
Ricardo: Oh fuuuuuuck – neiiiiiiiiiiiiin all over my new fucking t-shirt! Why didn’t you warn me Sven was coming!
Richie: Hey Ricardo! I see you got another brown t-shirt!
Ricardo: Brown? It was pale blue before I came in here! |
no i "Magda Make The Tea" rocks!
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pau-uau
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Joined: 12 May 2005
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rozwaliło mnie. ale to nie autoironia  swoja droga, ten artykul w±sacza waltera jest tak koszmarny, ze asz prosił się o tak± stronkę 
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| pau-uau wrote: | | rozwaliło mnie. ale to nie autoironia swoja droga, ten artykul w±sacza waltera jest tak koszmarny, ze asz prosił się o tak± stronkę |
"let's be cool and move to Berlin" to nie jest autoironia?
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oraz: jaki artykuł 
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pau-uau
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| Nermal wrote: | | oraz: jaki artykuł |
przeciez na tej stronie jest powiedziane dlaczego powstala ta stronka. i tym "dlaczego" jest wlasnie ten paskudny artykul w±sacza waltera z metro (jest url) opisujacy, m.in., superminimal cool vortex Berlin i L-shaped Magda's sofa
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Sound Revolt
Joined: 10 Sep 2004
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Location: Definitive Jux
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| pau-uau wrote: | | Nermal wrote: | | oraz: jaki artykuł |
przeciez na tej stronie jest powiedziane dlaczego powstala ta stronka. i tym "dlaczego" jest wlasnie ten paskudny artykul w±sacza waltera z metro (jest url) opisujacy, m.in., superminimal cool vortex Berlin i L-shaped Magda's sofa |
łojezu... to to długie... przestraszyłem się objęto¶ci i olałem. byłem po całym dniu szperania po necie. chyba sobie to najpierw druknę, bo na monitorze mi się nie chce
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